Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.Q. What's worse than getting ****d by Jack the Ripper?A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?A. They both like a tight seal.Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?A. Love doesn't last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.A. The thief was spending less then his wife.Q. Why do women have small feet?A.. ”“Who was it? I’d like to drop in while I’m there and thank him for calling.”“Don’t worry about it I’ve already thanked him before he left.”“He was at our place? Why didn’t he just call? It seems unusual that he would drive in to tell you. How did he know where you lived?”“I don’t know, maybe he looked it up somewhere. Ron needs you. We can talk about this some other time can’t we?”I didn’t drive straight out to Ron’s house. I headed in the opposite direction towards my place. Parked outside my house was an orange ford. I took the number plate and headed for Ron’s house.Ron met me with the usual greeting, “G’day old mate. What brings you out this way?”“Sue rang and told me that Ronne had pissed off. I thought you could do with a bit of company.” I looked around and continued, “Where are the kids?”“They're OK, they are with my mum. I haven’t had the guts to tell them yet. I don’t know how I will cope with the kids, my job and little help. I’ve been running it over in my brain and I.
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